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  • society:

    oh you have your period? well you have two options.

  • woman:

    okay.

  • society:

    you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

  • woman:

    sounds awful. what's my second option.

  • society:

    a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

  • woman:

    still seems pretty awful.

  • society:

    wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

  • woman:

    well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

  • society:

    HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

  • woman:

  • society:

    oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

  • woman:

  • society:

  • woman:

    i think i'll go with my third option.

  • society:

  • woman:

  • society:

    what third option?

  • woman:

    i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

  • Parents:

    Don't forget to make us proud

  • Friends:

    Don't forget to socialize

  • Teachers:

    Don't forget to get A's

  • Strangers:

    Don't forget to blend in

  • Opposite sex:

    Don't forget to look good

  • Society:

    Don't forget to be perfect

  • Tumblr:

    Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today

  • Tumblr:

    But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

lifeismymuse: theoriginalspike: sexytardis: thefoxxybenedict: kitbuckle: you-should-be-writing: insideonemind: It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!  I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’ FOREVER REBLOG I like to think she tries to make them laugh.  Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING Also Harry’s face. this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
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lifeismymuse: theoriginalspike: sexytardis: thefoxxybenedict: kitbuckle: you-should-be-writing: insideonemind: It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!  I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’ FOREVER REBLOG I like to think she tries to make them laugh.  Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING Also Harry’s face. this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
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lifeismymuse:

theoriginalspike:

sexytardis:

thefoxxybenedict:

kitbuckle:

you-should-be-writing:

insideonemind:

It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’

FOREVER REBLOG

I like to think she tries to make them laugh. 

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Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING

Also Harry’s face.

this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.

(Source: princessdianafrances)

uncuteartist:

If anyone ever tells you that:

  • The books you read are not “real books”
  • The music you listen to is not “real music”
  • The games you play are not “real games”
  • The art you like is not “real art”
  • The clothes you wear are not “proper clothes”
  • The comics you read are not “real comics”

It’s perfectly okay to write them off as a petty, joyless asshole and continue enjoying the things you like.

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